Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, annoying cat.

Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis, she will laugh at you.

Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hitnilmutpombim Govhenvil Ontstansis on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not cook food in pots.