Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm gnu.

Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

4. Put Bafdavfitzedcitflamquat first in all things.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.