Babrakfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Babrakfet created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babrakfet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Babrakfet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Babrakfet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Babrakfet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Babrakfet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill frogs.