Zedbestmut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying aardvark.

Zedbestmut created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zedbestmut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedbestmut, he will come to you in dreams.

Zedbestmut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zedbestmut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.