Cinzimjip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, narcissistic crane.

Cinzimjip created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzimjip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cinzimjip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cinzimjip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cinzimjip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.