Zenvegtim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective octopus.

Zenvegtim created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Zenvegtim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenvegtim, she will turn you into a plant.

Zenvegtim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zenvegtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing indigo dresses and balancing seven titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.