Nuljancisspark is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic fox.

Nuljancisspark created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljancisspark, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nuljancisspark, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nuljancisspark's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nuljancisspark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not take Nuljancisspark's name in vain.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Nuljancisspark must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about melons.