Cansomdib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent badger.

Cansomdib created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cansomdib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cansomdib, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cansomdib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cansomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

4. Worship no other gods but Cansomdib.

5. Do not eat onions.