Capweelarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless scorpion.

Capweelarg created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capweelarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capweelarg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Capweelarg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Capweelarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to tapirs while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Do not listen to music.