Cepfenwod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy mole.

Cepfenwod created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepfenwod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cepfenwod, it will turn you into a plant.

Cepfenwod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cepfenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.