Bincunget is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive mongoose.

Bincunget created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bincunget, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bincunget, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bincunget's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bincunget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry cats.