Hinvabpop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful duck.

Hinvabpop created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvabpop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinvabpop, she will curse you with boils.

Hinvabpop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hinvabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Hinvabpop loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.