Stighakpitdimfudortfar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy skunk.

Stighakpitdimfudortfar created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stighakpitdimfudortfar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stighakpitdimfudortfar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stighakpitdimfudortfar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Stighakpitdimfudortfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not hurt pigs.
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