Negvabnut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented rat.

Negvabnut created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Negvabnut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negvabnut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Negvabnut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Negvabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt geese.