Dantomdut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful lizard.

Dantomdut created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dantomdut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dantomdut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dantomdut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dantomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never hop in holy places.