Dunteenfun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating fairy.

Dunteenfun created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunteenfun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dunteenfun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dunteenfun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dunteenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing orange rings and balancing four platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.