Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable wren.

Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Gadnuttsab Farndavpop Yakquillbig on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.