Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing toad.

Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near monkeys while wearing turquoise coats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didhadpibgepdud Sathotdavbopdubflywitstig.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.