Nurbotged is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive hydra.

Nurbotged created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbotged, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurbotged, she will turn you into a mole.

Nurbotged's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nurbotged's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurbotged.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurbotged.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nurbotged in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from gray mice for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.