Nurbotged is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive
hydra.
Nurbotged created a Higgs boson three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurbotged, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nurbotged, she will turn you into a mole.
Nurbotged's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Nurbotged's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Nurbotged.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurbotged.
3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nurbotged in the centre of the settlement.
4. Hide from gray mice for they are unholy.
5. Never look in ponds.