Stragrenlim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent walrus.

Stragrenlim created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragrenlim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragrenlim, it will not invite you to parties.

Stragrenlim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragrenlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing dresses.

5. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the west.