Fodtofcub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless giraffe.

Fodtofcub created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodtofcub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodtofcub, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fodtofcub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fodtofcub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodtofcub.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. You must pray to Fodtofcub five times a day.