Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair bee.

Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit, she will ignore you.

Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing mauve scarves and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

4. You must pray to Yikdabbum Artsigarfcit three times a day.

5. You must never eat coconuts.