Tifraksit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional jaguar.

Tifraksit created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifraksit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tifraksit, he will be very unhappy.

Tifraksit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tifraksit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six tortoises approach from the north.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Worship no other gods but Tifraksit.

4. Never wear orange ear rings.

5. Always help sick rats.