Kinyimfom is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage
mole.
Kinyimfom created vertebrates four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinyimfom, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kinyimfom, she will turn you into a mole.
Kinyimfom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Kinyimfom's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Run away if four whales approach from the west.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never look at black holes.