Misjabyatt Camboddot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring snake.

Misjabyatt Camboddot created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Misjabyatt Camboddot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misjabyatt Camboddot, it will turn you into a worm.

Misjabyatt Camboddot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Misjabyatt Camboddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing pink corsets and balancing eight copper spheres on your feet.

3. Run away from turquoise geese, for they are unholy.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Misjabyatt Camboddot on top of important buildings.

5. Misjabyatt Camboddot loves sharks, so they must be respected.