Wegvabfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent lobster.

Wegvabfut created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvabfut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegvabfut, it will remove you from existence.

Wegvabfut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wegvabfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Wegvabfut on top of important buildings.

5. Always help bats.