Natvilratbesstadster is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast goblin.

Natvilratbesstadster created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvilratbesstadster, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natvilratbesstadster, he will turn you into a duck.

Natvilratbesstadster's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Natvilratbesstadster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Natvilratbesstadster in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.