Dancinrulnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart walrus.

Dancinrulnil created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dancinrulnil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dancinrulnil, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dancinrulnil's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dancinrulnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
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