Dimjinmil is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring bee.

Dimjinmil created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjinmil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimjinmil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dimjinmil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dimjinmil's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. You must pray to Dimjinmil nine times a day.