Yimgomlap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust weasel.

Yimgomlap created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Yimgomlap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimgomlap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yimgomlap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yimgomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.