Kangoncar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating butterfly.

Kangoncar created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangoncar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kangoncar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kangoncar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kangoncar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kangoncar.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.