Bumrawbog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying penguin.

Bumrawbog created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Bumrawbog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bumrawbog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bumrawbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bumrawbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to rats while wearing black rings.

5. You must never eat peanuts.