Sandvegfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy capybara.

Sandvegfeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvegfeb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandvegfeb, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sandvegfeb's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sandvegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing magenta boots and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Put Sandvegfeb first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.