Hugflagjigsomjat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing clam.

Hugflagjigsomjat created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugflagjigsomjat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugflagjigsomjat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hugflagjigsomjat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hugflagjigsomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never laugh near mice.

4. Always help seals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.