Nulquamneg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing rhinoceros.

Nulquamneg created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulquamneg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulquamneg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nulquamneg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nulquamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never paint your chest pink.

5. Do not eat lemons.