Dinlanvaggam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring mouse.

Dinlanvaggam created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinlanvaggam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinlanvaggam, he will turn you into a slug.

Dinlanvaggam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dinlanvaggam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dinlanvaggam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not make images of living things.