Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable pigeon.

Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg, he will be very sad.

Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. You must pray to Hugmablibtomyattbarnbag Gadfomweg nine times a day.