Tarpbedhug is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident tapir.

Tarpbedhug created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbedhug, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tarpbedhug, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tarpbedhug's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tarpbedhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. You must love Tarpbedhug.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.