Sidhigmad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome beaver.

Sidhigmad created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhigmad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidhigmad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sidhigmad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sidhigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect three lead sculptures of Sidhigmad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidhigmad.

5. Never feed lots of corn to manatees while wearing white shorts.