Fosshadrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow hydra.

Fosshadrutt created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshadrutt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fosshadrutt, it will curse you with boils.

Fosshadrutt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fosshadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if eight whales approach from the west.

3. Always obey Fosshadrutt's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing green shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your back.