Vidbissdav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome dog.

Vidbissdav created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbissdav, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidbissdav, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vidbissdav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vidbissdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing orange jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Never leap near swans.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.