Arfgepyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid goblin.

Arfgepyatt created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfgepyatt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfgepyatt, he will turn you into a duck.

Arfgepyatt's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Arfgepyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.