Zodlarglad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Zodlarglad created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlarglad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zodlarglad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zodlarglad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zodlarglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Never feed pineapples to hamsters while wearing green rings.

5. Never pour water over plants.