Wiphimgil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident cobra.

Wiphimgil created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphimgil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wiphimgil, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wiphimgil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wiphimgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near snails while wearing red scarves and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.