Yakmotmil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent elephant.

Yakmotmil created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakmotmil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakmotmil, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yakmotmil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yakmotmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never talk about black holes.