Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing hamster.

Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lidnillgubruldibhogfenged's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.