Arpbangub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty wolf.

Arpbangub created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpbangub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpbangub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Arpbangub's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arpbangub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hurt snakes.