Bighugtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking clam.

Bighugtaf created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighugtaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bighugtaf, he will strike you with lightening.

Bighugtaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bighugtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bighugtaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.