Jonhanhot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable cat.

Jonhanhot created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Jonhanhot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonhanhot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jonhanhot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jonhanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Jonhanhot.

5. Jonhanhot loves pigs, so they must be respected.