Sisnigdut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous gerbil.

Sisnigdut created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Sisnigdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sisnigdut, it will be very sad.

Sisnigdut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sisnigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing pink stockings and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.